Dear Kate,
Owen Wilson announced on Monday that his gal pal was pregnant. She had the baby boy yesterday. This is strange for a few reasons::
1. That's a quick gestation period, almost too quick, so I have to believe that she was pregnant for the past nine months and no one ever pointed it out.
2. Has he never been spotted with his mysterious girlfriend? Why haven't the tabloids speculated about this? They say that people are pregnant all the time, and they never are (ahem, Khloe Kardashian) and this got passed them? I can see this getting past them between 0-6 months, but after that, it's pretty darn noticeable!
3. Why did he only announce it this week? It's not like he was in seclusion this year. He was out promoting a movie--not a very good one though--and he didn't think that well yeah actually my girl friend that none of you know about is pregnant. I guess that means she never did a red carpet walk? Interesting, Interesting.
Also, Alicia Silverstone is pregnant...and really pregnant. I think this is a good clue to paparazzi to stop following Jersey shore fools and start focusing on the celebs who have their shit tight.
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