If you are in Hawaii...

This morning I was listening to my fave radio show, Sarah and Vinnie, and they were talking about the train wreck couple, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox. They have been engaged, broken up, dating, broken up, dating since apparently 2004. So now these crazy kids feel like they are on the right track again so on June 1, BAG decided to propose to Megan when they were in Honolulu, on a beach. Well, both of them had a serious party foul. When he proposed she was so stoked that she was jumping up and down so much that the ring (which obviously was too big) flew off her had and into the sand. It must have been quicksand because they spent 2 hours looking for it, and DID NOT prevail. So instead of staying there till they found it, they decide to walk away.

Sarah and Vinnie raised a good point…why not whip out a metal detector people!? Every summer in San Clemente, I always say that my goal for the week is to get a metal detector, and comb the beach, find some serious cash money and then retire. So I should get my butt on a plane to Hawaii and make my dream a reality!! Having a 2 CARAT ring in my pocket is not shabby. And there are options for me with it. I could either keep it, after having it resized from that woman’s stick fingers of course. Or I could sell it and retire.

Or, and I feel this would be most likely, I could use it as leverage with BAG and Megan to meet some celebs. But that plan has some flaws…I don’t know who they really hang out with. It could be some 6 degrees of separation though…Megan could talk to her transformers buddy Shia LeBouf who could talk to his Wall Street amigo Josh Brolin..who could talk to his step mom Barbra Streisand. Oooor, I could have BAG talk to is 90210 sister Jennie Garth who could talk to her husband Peter Facinelli..who could talk to his Twilight friend Taylor Lautner. Just kidding, I don't want to chat with him, so he would talk to his Valentine’s day costar Kathy Bates who could THEN talk to any of her Office pals—most specifically John Krasinski. Done. Who wants to go to Hawaii?

Kudos and Boos 2010 version

For the first time this year...Kudos and Boos!

Kudos: Golden Globes. This is one of my favorite award shows because they are all drinking! Also, special kudos shout out to Juliana Marguiles AND Sandra Bullock AND Glee!!! Well done peeps.
Boos: This weeks episode of the Office. I love this show. I can watch it over and over again. In fact, I am watching it right now. But I was looking forward to this weeks episode, and it just did not cut it : ( Let's hope next weeks is better!

Kudos: Hope for Haiti. They raised over 57 MILLION! way to be George Clooney! He rallied his homeslices together and did good!
Boos: Haiti aftershocks. First of all I am surprised that they are still going on. Secondly, if I had gone through that, aftershocks would scare the hell out of me.

Kudos: Conan O'Brien. Way to go out with style. I was rooting for the crazy red head even though his show was on waaaaaaay past my bedtime. Sorry Jay, it was your choice.
Boos: Desperate Housewives. What the hell, why is it not on tonight? Actually, sorry, it is. But at 10 (too late) and it's old. Also, I am still mad that they killed off Karl.

Sudden Cancelations

Saturday my Netflix finally came—sometimes those two day turnovers just take so long. This time I got the first disc of the canceled classic, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, (thank you, Carly for reminding me of it). As I blew through the disc and sealed the envelope so I can send it out tomorrow morning (ASAP), I was thinking about all of the shows that I wish were still on the air but didn’t make it due to their less than stellar ratings and the money-grubbing corporate heads. So, due to lack of inspiration of anything more interesting, here is my list of favorite shows—in no particular order—that were taken from us too soon:

1. Studio 60
2. Arrested Development
3. Samantha Who
4. Pushing Daisies
5. Deal or No Deal—I always wanted to go on this show and I just think Howie Mandel is just funny
6. and just because I wish it was still on the air, The West Wing

(By clicking on the show, you go to my personal favorite site for all things Hollywood--IMDB.com)

Alright, well, it turns out that there weren’t too many but those ones were really some of my favorites. Please, studio heads at the major networks, think about what you have done! At least I can find solace in knowing that there will be an Arrested Development movie coming out!

And to prevent another list like this, please watch:
1. The Office
2. Modern Family
3. Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
4. Any Real Housewives, but most esp. the Orange County wives
5. Glee

I don’t know if these shows are in any danger but let’s not risk it people.

Oh and by the way 9 days till my birthday!