Calm Down Hollywood!

Dear Kate,

Shut up, Charlie Sheen. Stay home, Christina Aguilera. Stop stealing stuff, Lindsay Lohan. My goodness, what is going on in H-wood these days?

Charlie Sheen is on a rampage! He's the topic of discussion like Mel Gibson was this summer (who by the way is sitting quietly in his mega-mansion, thanking God that it's not him on the cover of the tabloids). He seemed to be ok a couple of weeks ago, now he's just in your face, saying the most rediculous stuff that doesn't even make sense ("I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen" what the hell does that mean?) and just pissing people off left and right. His publicity team is crumbling under the pressure, his family is just getting the hell out of his way, and the rest of the celebrity community is thanking their stars that it's not them. Unfortunately, admist all of this, Two and a Half Men was still the number one rated show this week. This is going to give Charlie more leverage to claim that he deserves $3 million an episode and be as outrageous as ever. I feel so bad for his family and the crew of Two and a Half Men!

Christina. Christina. Christina. What are you doing? You have a child and are going through a divorce. Your soon-to-be-ex is sitting quietly in his house, and may use this against you for custody! And I'm not afraid to say it, I think your new boyfriend is not a good influence. That's right, I've said it.

And then we go to sticky-hands Lohan. Why not just send an assistant to the store to pay for it before the tabloids got a hold of it? All of this could have been handled and the public wouldn't know a darn thing. I thought you had your "come to Jesus" moment back in July when you were in the slammer for 11 hours. But, alas I was wrong and you were back in court last week and due back next month. Maybe they'll move the trial up north and push it back to September then I could potentially sit on the jury!!! Oh that would be awesome!!

Come on Hollywood. Get your shit tight.

KUDOS and BOOS

Kudos...HMBizzle (Half Moon Bay)...today Teresa and I ventured over the hill for some classic beach time with HMB native, Kate. I was thinking it was going to be effin freezing but there was not a cloud in the sky! And i just love that town. It was a great way to spend a Sunday!!
Boos...Rain this week...it's only two days and on Tuesday and Wednesday but booooo

Kudos...Suri Cruise...congrats you are 4 today. Pretty soon your dad is going to start sounding crazy to you. Today you are one day closer to catching up to the rest of the world.
Boos...Americans who did not watch the Olympics. According to Perez, NBC lost over 200 million dollars for this years winter games (even though viewership was up 4 percent). Now although the station could have televised much more than they did...still, where was the American comradery?

Kudos...Tax day is over. Congrats America, you don't have to worry about it till next year...unless you have to pay quarterly like me.
Boos...Charlie Sheen. What is wrong with you? You are out of control!! He was so stable for so long and then Denise left him but he stayed strong. Then he got married again, had twins and went CRAZY! What the hell happened?! Martin, I think it is time for you to step up sir.