Dear Kate,
March 1st was the last time I blogged and today is the 30th. That's unacceptable. In order to make it up to you, I have some surprises in store including launching a rotation so that I am sure to blog! I know I tried a schedule before, but I completely forgot what it was so obviously it wasn't a good one :o)
Now two things off subject (if there really even is a subject):
1. Northern California nearly drowned last week and now it's b-e-a-utiful although it is still midweek. The weekend is when we really find out how Mother Nature feels about us though. If it's sunny and beautiful, we're in the clear! If it's ugly, then we're really screwing up this planet.
2. I'll give you 5 bucks if you can tell me what Bad Llama is from.
Until next time!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Calm Down Hollywood!
Dear Kate,
Shut up, Charlie Sheen. Stay home, Christina Aguilera. Stop stealing stuff, Lindsay Lohan. My goodness, what is going on in H-wood these days?
Charlie Sheen is on a rampage! He's the topic of discussion like Mel Gibson was this summer (who by the way is sitting quietly in his mega-mansion, thanking God that it's not him on the cover of the tabloids). He seemed to be ok a couple of weeks ago, now he's just in your face, saying the most rediculous stuff that doesn't even make sense ("I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen" what the hell does that mean?) and just pissing people off left and right. His publicity team is crumbling under the pressure, his family is just getting the hell out of his way, and the rest of the celebrity community is thanking their stars that it's not them. Unfortunately, admist all of this, Two and a Half Men was still the number one rated show this week. This is going to give Charlie more leverage to claim that he deserves $3 million an episode and be as outrageous as ever. I feel so bad for his family and the crew of Two and a Half Men!
Christina. Christina. Christina. What are you doing? You have a child and are going through a divorce. Your soon-to-be-ex is sitting quietly in his house, and may use this against you for custody! And I'm not afraid to say it, I think your new boyfriend is not a good influence. That's right, I've said it.
And then we go to sticky-hands Lohan. Why not just send an assistant to the store to pay for it before the tabloids got a hold of it? All of this could have been handled and the public wouldn't know a darn thing. I thought you had your "come to Jesus" moment back in July when you were in the slammer for 11 hours. But, alas I was wrong and you were back in court last week and due back next month. Maybe they'll move the trial up north and push it back to September then I could potentially sit on the jury!!! Oh that would be awesome!!
Come on Hollywood. Get your shit tight.
Shut up, Charlie Sheen. Stay home, Christina Aguilera. Stop stealing stuff, Lindsay Lohan. My goodness, what is going on in H-wood these days?
Charlie Sheen is on a rampage! He's the topic of discussion like Mel Gibson was this summer (who by the way is sitting quietly in his mega-mansion, thanking God that it's not him on the cover of the tabloids). He seemed to be ok a couple of weeks ago, now he's just in your face, saying the most rediculous stuff that doesn't even make sense ("I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen" what the hell does that mean?) and just pissing people off left and right. His publicity team is crumbling under the pressure, his family is just getting the hell out of his way, and the rest of the celebrity community is thanking their stars that it's not them. Unfortunately, admist all of this, Two and a Half Men was still the number one rated show this week. This is going to give Charlie more leverage to claim that he deserves $3 million an episode and be as outrageous as ever. I feel so bad for his family and the crew of Two and a Half Men!
Christina. Christina. Christina. What are you doing? You have a child and are going through a divorce. Your soon-to-be-ex is sitting quietly in his house, and may use this against you for custody! And I'm not afraid to say it, I think your new boyfriend is not a good influence. That's right, I've said it.
And then we go to sticky-hands Lohan. Why not just send an assistant to the store to pay for it before the tabloids got a hold of it? All of this could have been handled and the public wouldn't know a darn thing. I thought you had your "come to Jesus" moment back in July when you were in the slammer for 11 hours. But, alas I was wrong and you were back in court last week and due back next month. Maybe they'll move the trial up north and push it back to September then I could potentially sit on the jury!!! Oh that would be awesome!!
Come on Hollywood. Get your shit tight.
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