Housewives go out with a Bang!

Dear Kate,

Well it's officially half way through the month and where have we landed with the June goals, well not good. You should already assume this seeing as one was to blog more, three times a week with pictures, and this is my first (picture-less no less) post since this wonderful summer month began.

But why dwell on that? Let's talk about that fine drink of crazy that was the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion. Where to begin where to begin. Actually I don't know where since I there was just so much yelling! Ok let's take a look at all the klassy ladies.

Tamra: She looked like she was about to burst at any moment. She just seemed SO gosh darn tense that if you were to look at her funny then she would explode, which she did, because of Gretchen. And Slade. And Jeana. And Alexis. Quote of the night: "Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?" Who says that?

Alexis: What a bucket of crazy. We had hope for her at the beginning of this season, and everyone seemed to be buddy-buddy with her, man what a difference does 10 episodes make! What's peculiar is that although her husband doesn't even want to be on the show, cause he doesn't like the ladies, he's still causing shit! And boy she was pissing every body off but she looked just as annoyed with these ladies!

Vicki: She handled this very well. While news of her divorce broke before the season started and played out during the show, of course homeboy Andy Cohen wasted no time getting to that topic. But she really handled it well, especially when they showed the video that her ex-husband Donn sent in, which was less than flattering. Also when she said that her daughter has turned on her, she handled it as best she could. Classic Vicki moment of the night: "I could run the country better than what's going on now!" Shut up Vicki!

Gretchen: Meh she was kind of bleh this reunion, most of the shit that flew with her was revolving around what's going on with her boytoy Slade, but the rest of the time she was yelling at Tamra and really that was about it. Not really that impressed.

Peggy: This woman deserves a medal. She was the most composed, didn't yell, and didn't dig herself into a hole. I was cautious about her at the beginning of the season, but she happily surprised me! And she was so smart during this reunion show, she came out smelling like a rose!

And Lisa said it best, these ladies should take notes from the Bev Hills Housewives cause they didn't talk about a gosh darn thing!

Oh Orange County, you do always bring it during the reunion episodes!